The Case of the X's...

The Case of the X's....and no, I don't mean past relationships. I'm gonna be talking about an area that not just big people think about but everyone. 

So big guys range from many sizes....from the 2xl to the 6xl and beyond. (OH YES...there is a Beyond and we call it Aloha Shirts). Once you reach the point where all you can buy is Aloha Shirts...that is pretty much a wrap. You never...NEVER EVER EVER...want to reach the point of Aloha Shirts.

The bigger you get, the harder it is to shop. Most big guys want to have loose clothing and nothing tight, but there are pros and cons on having tight clothes and loose clothes.

                         Tight Clothes: Pros - You probably will look skinnier than you really are. It also depends on the color you are wearing.
                        Cons - Depending on how big you are and how your body is made...your side fat will definitely show and probably your man boobs. And if you are unlucky enough to have "Back Titties"...that will probably show as well. And God knows nobody wants to see no "Back Titties". And tight clothes on big folks usually feels uncomfortable.

                         Loose Clothes: Pros - You will feel comfortable and probably don't have to think about pulling the front of your shirt away from your body to make sure your titties ain't showing.

                        (Next time you hang out with your big friend, see if he constantly pulls his shirt forward. This is because he feels like either his belly is showing or his titties are showing....oh and please don't let him know you are watching...)

                        Cons - You will probably look bigger than you really are. Especially wearing a big white shirt...you will definitely look bigger than you are.

Every big guy knows all this and thinks about this on the daily. Big guys don't have a bigger closest because we don't have that many clothes.

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FML