Introducing...

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My bad fellow viewers. I forgot to introduce myself. I didn't want you guys to think..."Who the hell is this dude?"..."What does he know?"..."What makes him interesting?"

First of all, My name is Mark Mendoza aka Sharky aka Big Sexy.

I've been a big dude since....hmmm...probably the 4th grade. It never really bothered me till I hit middle school. That's when all the jokes started rolling in. From the obvious "fat boy" to "Wideload" and what not. Yeah, it got to me at first but that's just middle school life. People made jokes to everyone for no reason. To survive, you had to learn how to make jokes back. (Well...that's a whole different story..back to me).

Anyways, through high school, it didn't really get to me because I was active with sports and whatever. I still got the jokes but like i said, that just comes with the territory of being in school. So it kind of went away for a while. And I would have to say that the people I went to school with didn't really get on one another.  FAST FORWARD.... So it hit me again the day after prom when a bunch of my friends all decided to hit up Great America back when it was still sick and had Top Gun and all the cool shit. I tried getting on one ride and I was too big to fit the seat belt. (Yeah, that was a bitch). That was a reality check for me.

But yeah...from then forth...blah blah blah...

So to get to the fucking point.....I'M LIVING THE FAT MANS LIFE.  


And that's why you should read my blogs....because I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

                                                     HAVE A GREAT DAY !!! =)